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Post  SimonJ on Thu May 29, 2008 7:29 am

That, is, great! Lisa Kudos to you. Lisa Kudos, who of course was a star of Friends.

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Post  Lisa on Thu May 29, 2008 7:42 am

Musicians are a depressed bunch of motherfuckers. I already have a three-page list of songs to choose from for my sad song mix - assuming I can find enough coordinating conjunctions at the start and end of song titles.

I'm very excited.

Edit: I find Paul Dano strangely attractive.


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Post  SimonJ on Thu May 29, 2008 10:06 am

You're a nerd that I want to have a sex with. Is that a contradiction?

Edit: I find Janeane Garofalo strangely, incredibly attractive.

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Post  Lisa on Thu May 29, 2008 10:22 am

Tch. Nerds are hot.

Janeane Garofalo isvery attractive. Especially when she's being all clever on The Henry Rollins Show. Oh, Henry Rollins...

Excuse me while I go and dream about being swept away by a torrent of conversation, intelligence, tight black t-shirts and independent, critical thinking - also known as Henry.
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Post  SimonJ on Thu May 29, 2008 10:45 am

As usual, fuck you all very much - Watch the red band trailer of this, arseholes:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/stepbrothers/

double zomg: http://www.foxsearchlight.com/choke/

Choke combines some of my very favourite things in all the world, including but not exclusive to: Chuck Palahniuk, the novel Choke, sex addiction, Sam Rockwell and Angelica Houston. Sure, the trailer's a bit average, but so are you, cunt.

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Post  Luke on Fri May 30, 2008 4:13 am

You guys ever read Maddox? It's hilarious.

Here he critiques children's artwork:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

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Post  SimonJ on Fri May 30, 2008 4:42 am

Been there. Totally done that. Is hilarious, yes.

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Post  Lisa on Fri May 30, 2008 4:43 am

I love Maddox. He so crazy. I particularly enjoy his hatemail page.

Also, my mix tape project is well underway. My sad song mix is totally great (although a little heavy on the whining female artists) and the song titles makes all kinds of heartbreaking sentences.
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Post  Luke on Fri May 30, 2008 5:02 am

LOL

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 17:12:28 -0700
From: Janine L. <######>
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Lonely Bitter Man

Hmm, after reading your articles about classifying nerds. I guess you fit
into one of those categories. Hmm, shall I say the lonely, bitter one
that sits at home all day and sulks about how much his life sucks?

Oh, and pretty sad that you go and diss little kids pictures. I guess
your parents didn't beat you enough when you were a kid cause you sure
didn't turn out fine.


Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:58:05 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: Janine L. <######>
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

I was abused as a child and the way I cope is by expressing myself
through my writing. Please be more understanding Sad

The response I got was:

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:50:33 -0700
From: Janine L. <######>
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

I'm sorry to hear about that maddox. I agree that writing helps express
anger, but I don't think you should go and take it out on other people, more
over encourage other people to abuse their kids. Your writing is funny and
all, but I didn't expect that the issues you write about is personal. Sorry
to hear about it. Anyways, this is just personal opinion. Take care.

To which I replied:

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 22:36:32 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: Janine L. <######>
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

Just kidding. Tool.

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Post  SimonJ on Fri May 30, 2008 5:12 am

That did make me lol



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On a side note, Sean and I handed in our 10 part radio serial, MIND BULLET to the ABC today. Wish us luck.

Another note, the trailer for Benjamin Button looks beautiful. FUCK I LOVE CINEMA! RAAAAWR!

DOUBLE DIPPED UPDATE:
OK, wow, have I got a treat for you people. I think I've just seen the best trailer of teh year. It's now official: Koreans do it better than anyone else. Their vim and vigour for their films blows my anus away. If only Aussie filmmakers weren't so far up their own freakin' arses and made films like THIS...(if you have a boner before watching this, you WILL cum, so be warned - and ladies, sit on a towel before hand)
http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/trailer-for-kim-ji-woons-korean-western-the-good-the-bad-and-the-weird/

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Post  Luke on Fri May 30, 2008 4:52 pm

That's hot.

And I think Fincher has earned his spot in my top 5 favourite directors.

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Post  SimonJ on Sat May 31, 2008 1:49 pm

You know what's in my top five of anything? You perfectly cuboid testicles. May I touch them again later? Just a touch, on one side. It won't be a cupping or anything.

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Post  Lisa on Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:33 am

Was I hallucinating the cookies last night? There were special cookies, right?

Fucking Long Island Iced Teas, my friends. They will bite you in the arse. I heart them.

Okay, first draft of the sad song mix... I'm not a super huge fan of it, but it works as a starting off point.

At least it was Real love In your eyes - And darling, Thatís how I knew this story would break my heart. Itís too late. Donít explain; I know itís over. Who was I kidding? I didnít understand. If Itís over now, How can I tell you, I miss you More than youíll know. Say you miss me. I know, I know, I know, You wonít be mine. I just donít think Iíll ever get over you."

It's got some Colin Hay, some Tegan and Sara, some Elliott Smith, some Blink, some Wilco, some Cat Power. Not too shabby, but I can do better. Version two awaits...
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Post  SimonJ on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:20 am

Like what you've got there. Sounds terribly angsty, as it should. Are you up for suggestions, because I've Been Waiting For a Girl Like You, I Want to Know What Love Is.

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Post  Lisa on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:19 pm

I want to know what love is?

I'm sorry, I only have good songs in the playlist.

Update: Behold the new and improved sad-sack playlist...

How can I tell you I canít take it, Going nowhere Round here. Donít explain Both sides now - I know itís over; I just donít think Iíll ever get over you. Who was I kidding? I didnít understand All of this, Pitseleh. Sometimes I still feel the bruise - Hey, At least it was Real love. Call it off... You could be happy. Thatís all I ask.

FYI, that's: Cat Stevens, Tegan & Sara, Elliott Smith, Counting Crows, Cat Power, Joni Mitchell, The Smiths, Colin Hay, Martha Wainwright, Elliott Smith, Blink 182 feat. Robert Smith, Elliott Smith (he was a sad dude), The Mountain Goats, RHCP, Emiliana Torrini, Regina Spektor, Tegan & Sara, Snow Patrol and Nina Simone (although I'm referring to the Buckley version).

I am the smartest man alive!!! And a huge nerd. But I'm alright with that.
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I don't get it... but I'm almost certain it's disgusting.

Post  Lisa on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:35 am

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Post  SimonJ on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:55 pm

From what I gather, the horse 'hoofed' the Queen's mum. The idea being, he put his hoof inside her queenly realm, thus relinquishing her of the burden of her maidenhead, and upon withdrawal of said hoof discovered his watch was missing, most likely still nestled in her warm quim.

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Post  Lisa on Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:07 pm

I suspected as much.
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In light of your handsome post...

Post  SimonJ on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:03 am

I originally posted a dinosaur comic, but in looking at comics, i found a much better bunch, so I have changed it to this rather specialised historical comedy:

Saint Just is interesting in that there are many debates as to what kind of man he really was, hero or monster and all that. There are just as many arguments over whether or not he is The Dreamiest but they are usually cut short by ladies swooning.

To utterly destroy your day, I recommend you go to this site to view more interesting historical joke comics and more...the Neitsche one is quite amusing in that he's clearly a nutter. So is the Babbage.
http://www.katebeaton.com/Site/History_Project_2.html

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Post  Lisa on Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:35 am

So, I'm writing more synopses for new release DVDs (because distributors can't write for shit), and right now I'm doing There Will Be Blood - I went on Rotten Tomatoes, just to check some of the reviews out (and see which opinions I can steal). Out of curiosity, I looked at the negative reviews... and I am horrified that some people are allowed to become writers. Or have opinions. Because they're idiots.

"Andersonís story becomes stupidly fashionable"

"The score is an irritating assault on the eardrums"

"Daniel is just too mean and never gets nicer (and has no desire to change anything about himself)"

What the fuck. Gosh darn mo-fos.

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hmmh

Post  SimonJ on Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:29 am


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Post  Lisa on Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:26 pm

What was that? Lisa has 4 whole days off work?

What else? Did you say that she kicked fucking ass at work today, and is the toast of the two-person communications team at Network?

Oh, I believe you.
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Post  SimonJ on Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:41 pm

...I don't believe you.

We're on right now?...

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Post  Lisa on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:59 am

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Post  Luke on Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:02 pm

That's hot.

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